The Christmas Martian Is a misunderstood (and underseen) holiday gift that keeps on giving

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is there a steep price to pay for this supposed erotic paradise

Deranged Edition Type:Limited Edition Slipcover The Christmas Martian Is a2025 Subscribers: This is included in your subscription package. This special limited edition spot gloss slipcover (designed by Jacob Phillips) is limited to 6,000 units and is only available on our website and at select indie retailers. Absolutely no major retailers will be stocking them. Ezra Cobb leads a simple life on an isolated family farm with his overbearing, god fearing mother, who spends her days ranting about the evils of women and the sins